Silicon Valley Charmer
Think you can’t afford a home in Silicon Valley?
Check out this beauty! So close by in the Santa Cruz mountains, just off Leprechaun Parkway. Steve Jobs wanted it but it wasn’t available while he was still alive.
Priced to move! Tired of those several-million-dollar-plus pricetags? Offer a single, solitary million and be prepared to haggle! Owner returning to the auld sod. Must sell.
Bedrooms/bath/kitchen/playroom/dining room/living room/rumpus room/library/studio all in one! Schools close by, two hours by bus.
All the amenities: running water (during the rainy season); firewood and kindling nearby (except post-forest fires); food (deer, squirrel, etc.). Loads of parking space – right up to the cliff.
Diverse neighborhood: Trolls, dwarfs, elves, mountain lions, burnt-out coders, the homeless.
The area isn’t gold country, but dig and ye shall find! Pots of it! (Just don’t keep it!)