She said I was scruffy and needed a bath,
I said she’d be lucky, was having a laugh,
‘Cause my two-legs alone cannot lift me and hold me
The best she can do is manhandle and scold me
While she ends up dripping and I end up running…
My two-legs shampoo me alone? She was funning.
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“Oh no, little Small Dog, we’ll try something new here…
Just come to me, girlie, I’ve got dry shampoo here.”
What, dry stuff, not wet stuff? Perhaps we could try it,
She’d not con me into the bath, ’cause I’d spy it,
I could do a runner, if she turned out sneaky..,
But ‘dry shampoo’ somehow did sound a bit freaky…
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Sue Vincent's Daily Echo 
ah, those 2-legs are clever!
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And sneaky 😉
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Oh so cleverly done!
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😀
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😍😉
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I awating the time she wants to get coloured her fur in actual fashionable colour. 😉
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She has tried white and purple… when the paint has been wet 😉
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Do you have photos of it? I think Ani as an purple curveball could be an amazing joy.
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I am afraid not…I was too busy trying to get the paint off her 🙂
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😉 But it would be a colourful point of life. :-))
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It would 😀
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All would be much more amazed about her, and the NSA satellites would investigate her as an alien near Ireland. Lol
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She is definitely alien, I’ll admit that much 😉
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😉 😉
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Never a dull moment with Ani!
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Never 😀
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🙂
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