The Small Dog’s Downfall

Posted on August 3, 2020 by Sue Vincent

She said I was scruffy and needed a bath,

I said she’d be lucky, was having a laugh,

‘Cause my two-legs alone cannot lift me and hold me

The best she can do is manhandle and scold me

While she ends up dripping and I end up running…

My two-legs shampoo me alone? She was funning.

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“Oh no, little Small Dog, we’ll try something new here…

Just come to me, girlie, I’ve got dry shampoo here.”

What, dry stuff, not wet stuff? Perhaps we could try it,

She’d not con me into the bath, ’cause I’d spy it,

I could do a runner, if she turned out sneaky..,

But ‘dry shampoo’ somehow did sound a bit freaky…

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About Sue Vincent

Sue Vincent was a Yorkshire born writer, esoteric teacher and a Director of The Silent Eye. She was immersed in the Mysteries all her life. Sue maintained a popular blog and is co-author of The Mystical Hexagram with Dr G.M.Vasey. Sue lived in Buckinghamshire, having been stranded there due to an accident with a blindfold, a pin and a map. She had a lasting love-affair with the landscape of Albion, the hidden country of the heart. Sue  passed into spirit at the end of March 2021.
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17 Responses to The Small Dog’s Downfall

  1. beth's avatar beth says:
    August 3, 2020 at 12:51

    ah, those 2-legs are clever!

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  2. Sadje's avatar Sadje says:
    August 3, 2020 at 13:38

    Oh so cleverly done!

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  3. OIKOS™- Art, Books & more's avatar OIKOS™-Publishing says:
    August 4, 2020 at 11:33

    I awating the time she wants to get coloured her fur in actual fashionable colour. 😉

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  4. Jennie's avatar Jennie says:
    August 6, 2020 at 13:28

    Never a dull moment with Ani!

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