I am not a happy bunny. Well, okay, so I’m not exactly a hoppity animal with a fluffy tail and big ears. Alright, I know… let’s start that again, shall we? And we’ll forget the ears and tail thing altogether…. and the rest…
I am not happy. I have been betrayed, cheated upon, let fall by the wayside… it is a horrible tale…
I trusted him. Right from the start. From that very first day when he cuddled me all the way home. He was my boy. And I thought he loved me too. I thought I could rely on him to always be there for me…
And he has betrayed me.
I was suspicious when I smelled the scent… you can’t get that one past a dog. I knew there was someone else… and that was bad enough. But, you know, maybe just a friend… or a casual acquaintance?
But no. I recognise the signs… and I could tell when she came home from his place. I saw the hairs on her clothes… black and white, just like mine, but…different.
Then I saw the photo.
You can’t fool me, I know his bedroom windowsill when I see it… and the horror was inside….
Not just unfaithful. Oh no. That would be bad enough…
Unfaithful with… wait for it… a cat!
No some cute little baby cat either, but a purrfect puss… all grown and trained!
She tells me it isn’t serious… not really a permanent relationship. As if that makes it any better! The cat hasn’t actually, properly, moved in…yet. Yet? Ha! I smelled the catnip on her shoes!
So she sat me down and cuddled me. Promised me there would be no fleas invading. And we had a long talk. She reminded me that love goes a long way… that you can love loads of people… all in different ways. And that giving a heart full of love away just makes more love. I get that. So I suppose I’ll just have to accept the
I can at least be pretty certain we won’t ever meet… not if he likes the cat anyway…
…but I don’t have to like it.
Maybe she’ll let me comfort-eat, just to make up for it?
I think I’ll go chase a mouse. Or something.