Corss, getting to Tesco Extra demands plenty of marker-squirting along the way. Lampposts, council trash bins, the traffic lights at the corner of High Street and Nelson Avenue, and that suspicious cardboard box left outside the sour sniffing Oxfam clothes shop.

Sasha! states GitOrrf! licking at some female squirtz on the pavement.

Nah mate, Mayumi Tuffy licks the squirtz.

Sasha, One Ear, telling yuz

Moving on, dodging growling roundlegs on every road where they want to get across, the orange tang snifz of Tesco Extra five bins ‘round back begins tickling their snouts, slobber dripping from chops.

Honest to dog, I’m starving GitOrrf! picks up the pace noshed only four times today, can yu believe it!

Ain’t living if yu ain’t noshing agrees Tuffy, the thoughts of pizza filling all available space between earflaps.

Trouble is, a rank sniffy colour is fuming off the five bins ‘round back.  Snifz of…