Songs for the seasonally challenged… II

To the tune of Christmas Alphabet…

C is for the chestnuts that you didn’t get to roast

H is for the hangover that you regret the most

R is for the reindeer that you saw when you got high

I ? Impossibility… it really couldn’t fly…

S is for the stocking you found hanging in the hall

T is for tomorrow, which you might not see at all

M is for that mistletoe and also for mistake…

A was not an angel, and you did a double-take

S is for that Santa hat that helped you win your bet

… Just be good and with luck this Christmas

    Won’t be one you can’t forget!

About Sue Vincent

Sue Vincent is a Yorkshire-born writer and one of the Directors of The Silent Eye, a modern Mystery School. She writes alone and with Stuart France, exploring ancient myths, the mysterious landscape of Albion and the inner journey of the soul. Find out more at France and Vincent. She is owned by a small dog who also blogs. Follow her at and on Twitter @SCVincent. Find her books on Goodreads and follow her on Amazon worldwide to find out about new releases and offers. Email:
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34 Responses to Songs for the seasonally challenged… II

  1. Love it Sue. Hope you’re feeling a bit better today.


  2. Ritu says:

    Oh this is funny!!!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Very good Sue. I had to look up the Christmas alphabet song.


  4. R is for the reindeer that you saw when you got high- must have been above Canada at the time, lol

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Jordy says:

    Very creative! Loved it!!


  6. Miriam says:

    Love it! I’m suffering from the letter H today! 😏


  7. Very enjoyable–and I sincerely hope you’re feeling better soon, Sue.


  8. This was good, Sue. I’m sorry you’re not well and hope you feel better soon.. —- Suzanne


  9. Funny! Thank you! Best wishes for the weekend, and many tennis balls for Ani. 🙂 Michael


  10. Jennie says:

    Haha! Really funny, Sue!


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