“Hi Mom.”

“Hi Stuart, how’re you doing baby?”

“Errr…actually, I’m slightly busy right now Mom.”

“Too busy to talk to your old mother?”

“Of course not Mom, don’t say like that. It’s just that I’ve just got my first case.”

“Your first case as a US Marshall? Wow, that’s amazing Stuart. Your father would have been so proud of you if he’d still been around…and not passed out in the village bar.”

“Your son is going to be famous Mom.”

“I’m so happy right now that I can’t speak.”

“Just to clarify, when I say ‘Your son is going to be famous’, I mean me Mom, not Chris, whose last film made a billion dollars, or Ralph, who climbed Mt. Everest with one arm tied behind his back, and half his leg sawed off.”

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