One Lady Owner

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There is a car parked outside the village shop, identical to my late, lamented Silver Bullet. Granted, the Green Goddess is in a considerably better state than her predecessor, but there are still twinges of nostalgia. The notice in the window of the car describes its legal condition and price and adds a single, simple phrase, guaranteed to make you think that this is a trustworthy vehicle.

‘One lady owner.’

The immediate assumption is that here is a car that has been well maintained and gently driven. It is a phrase we are conditioned to accept as a reassurance of reliability. We do not think twice about it… the car, should you be looking for something of that nature, is definitely worth a look.

Except… that’s the thing. We don’t think about it… we simply accept the implication.

Now, not only have I driven with a good many female drivers. Indeed, I am a ‘lady driver’. And, for a moment, I thought about what that means. Now, don’t get me wrong, the majority of women are excellent drivers. Statistically we may be the better drivers, but that depends on which study you look at. Many of the accidents we have may well be the bumps and scrapes acquired in the Pit of Hades, otherwise known as the supermarket car-park.

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However, no matter what the illusory stereotype of the little woman sedately driving the school and supermarket runs may suggest, you can never generalise that easily.  I have bought cars that have had the ‘one lady owner’ that have been spotless and fabulously maintained….and immediately had to replace a clutch that has been ridden to death or add oil to an engine that appears to be dying of thirst. That same lady owner could also have kept a menagerie of ill-disciplined animals and children, all of whom may have left their detritus, muddy paws and bodily fluids all over the interior. I’ve had them… I know what dogs and children can do to a car.

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About Sue Vincent

Sue Vincent is a Yorkshire-born writer and one of the Directors of The Silent Eye, a modern Mystery School. She writes alone and with Stuart France, exploring ancient myths, the mysterious landscape of Albion and the inner journey of the soul. Find out more at France and Vincent. She is owned by a small dog who also blogs. Follow her at scvincent.com and on Twitter @SCVincent. Find her books on Goodreads and follow her on Amazon worldwide to find out about new releases and offers. Email: findme@scvincent.com.
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