Songs for the seaonally challenged ~ Afterthought

To the tune of Santa Baby…

Santa baby, I’d like to have a quick word or two,
With you,
Now you’ve not much to do, Santa baby,
My Christmas stocking felt a bit light…

Santa honey, I know that you brought chocolate and cheese…
I’m pleased…
But the dog ate all these, Santa baby,
Perhaps we could redress this tonight?

Think of all the sites I’d see
If you would just deliver me an SUV…
Four wheel drive, economy…
Just park it under the cherry tree.

Oh, Santa cutie, my clutch is really on its way out,
I’ll pout,
If I can’t get about, Santa baby,
So let’s see if we can’t make it right.

Don’t expect it all for free…
I’ll even buy a ticket for the lottery…
Help me out and I’ll desist
From publishing those photos of the Mom’s you kissed!

Ho, Santa baby, I’m not sure Mrs Santa would care
To share
All that ‘mistletoe fare’, Santa baby
So hurry down my chimney tonight.


About Sue Vincent

Sue Vincent is a Yorkshire-born writer and one of the Directors of The Silent Eye, a modern Mystery School. She writes alone and with Stuart France, exploring ancient myths, the mysterious landscape of Albion and the inner journey of the soul. Find out more at France and Vincent. She is owned by a small dog who also blogs. Follow her at and on Twitter @SCVincent. Find her books on Goodreads and follow her on Amazon worldwide to find out about new releases and offers. Email:
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25 Responses to Songs for the seaonally challenged ~ Afterthought

  1. Yes, please bring Sue an SUV or van! She’ll put it to good use 🙂


  2. Ritu says:

    You know I’m going to have to sing this one too, after having already sung the original! 😜

    Liked by 1 person

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  4. alesiablogs says:

    cute! Hi to you! Happy New Year!


  5. willowdot21 says:

    Brilliant Sue 😁😁


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  7. Love it! 🙂 Sharing… xo


  8. dgkaye says:

    Lol, so clever. 😉 xx


  9. noelleg44 says:

    Brilliant, Sue! Maybe you’ll get the new car this year?


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