Songs for the seaonally challenged ~ Afterthought

Posted on December 29, 2018 by Sue Vincent

To the tune of Santa Baby…

Santa baby, I’d like to have a quick word or two,
With you,
Now you’ve not much to do, Santa baby,
My Christmas stocking felt a bit light…

Santa honey, I know that you brought chocolate and cheese…
I’m pleased…
But the dog ate all these, Santa baby,
Perhaps we could redress this tonight?

Think of all the sites I’d see
If you would just deliver me an SUV…
Four wheel drive, economy…
Just park it under the cherry tree.

Oh, Santa cutie, my clutch is really on its way out,
I’ll pout,
If I can’t get about, Santa baby,
So let’s see if we can’t make it right.

Don’t expect it all for free…
I’ll even buy a ticket for the lottery…
Help me out and I’ll desist
From publishing those photos of the Mom’s you kissed!

Ho, Santa baby, I’m not sure Mrs Santa would care
To share
All that ‘mistletoe fare’, Santa baby
So hurry down my chimney tonight.

๐Ÿ˜‰

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About Sue Vincent

Sue Vincent was a Yorkshire born writer, esoteric teacher and a Director of The Silent Eye. She was immersed in the Mysteries all her life. Sue maintained a popular blog and is co-author of The Mystical Hexagram with Dr G.M.Vasey. Sue lived in Buckinghamshire, having been stranded there due to an accident with a blindfold, a pin and a map. She had a lasting love-affair with the landscape of Albion, the hidden country of the heart. Sueย  passed into spirit at the end of March 2021.
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25 Responses to Songs for the seaonally challenged ~ Afterthought

  1. Alethea Kehas's avatar Alethea Kehas says:
    December 29, 2018 at 15:03

    Yes, please bring Sue an SUV or van! She’ll put it to good use ๐Ÿ™‚

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  2. Ritu's avatar Ritu says:
    December 29, 2018 at 15:12

    You know I’m going to have to sing this one too, after having already sung the original! ๐Ÿ˜œ

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  7. alesiablogs's avatar alesiablogs says:
    December 29, 2018 at 18:25

    cute! Hi to you! Happy New Year!

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  8. willowdot21's avatar willowdot21 says:
    December 29, 2018 at 21:51

    Brilliant Sue ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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  10. Bette A. Stevens's avatar Bette A. Stevens says:
    December 30, 2018 at 18:30

    Love it! ๐Ÿ™‚ Sharing… xo

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  11. dgkaye's avatar dgkaye says:
    December 31, 2018 at 02:24

    Lol, so clever. ๐Ÿ˜‰ xx

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  12. noelleg44's avatar noelleg44 says:
    January 18, 2019 at 15:37

    Brilliant, Sue! Maybe you’ll get the new car this year?

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