‘It’ll Be A Blast, Mr President.’
‘Yes, Mr. President, we’re sure you’ll like this one. It plays to all your particular preju… policies as well as achieving the Ultimate Goal.’
‘The UG? You sure, Rumpled? You know what happens when you get my hopes up?’
‘Yes Sir Mr President. The First Lady has made it plain we must never get your hopes up, without her being given at least a week’s notice.’
‘She’s on side?’
‘We haven’t seen her face move with so much animation, since they stopped the 2for1 Botox home preparation kit offer at Walmart last Fall.’
‘All right Rumpled. Give me the headlines. And no details. You know what happened when you last gave me the details?’
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