Faraway and some fathoms deep lived Randolph the Waterhog.
Waterhogs are an elusive sea creature inhabiting the shoals on a good day and the depths when they are pissed off.
Bravery is only exercised when in the shoals, the Waterhog for a sea creature is extremely sensitive to criticism. Normally a greenish-brown in colour but when embarrassed turn scarlet which creates the huge interest in finding them.
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