Tonight, I feast! That was the plan,
The cupboard, though, was bare.
The little ice-box and the fridge?
No, there was nothing there…
I fancied something full of taste
I dish that I could savour,
With only mouldy bread in stock
I sought another flavour.
The dog, of course, is well supplied,
With treat and meat and biscuit,
And though her dinner smelled quite good
I thought I shouldn’t risk it.
The small dog isn’t small at all,
She eats whatever’s going
(And probably some other stuff
I have no way of knowing.)
She eats my food and all her own
With laughing eyes and cheek.
She’s plump and healthy, glossy coat…
In fact, she looks quite sleek….
I took a long look at the dog
But know I couldn’t roast her…*
I’ll cut the green bits off the bread
And shove it in the toaster.
*For a start, she wouldn’t fit in the oven.
This did make me laugh!
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Hahaha, you sound like me; never anything nice in the house for me, but home made biscuits for the dogs ALWAYS in supply.
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Oh Sue!!!
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Funny. Stale/mouldy bread will soon be ‘toast’!
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Time to go shopping 😀
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hahahaha – )
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FOFL – that face!
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😀
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HAHA. The cloak of civilized behavior is such thin cloth?
Yes. we, too, have a solid store of pet food – the children must be cared for before ourselves 🙂
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Exactly 😉
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Ani always makes me smile.
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🙂
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For another thing you won’t get past those eyes!💜🤗
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Reblogged this on Smorgasbord – Variety is the spice of life and commented:
Sue Vincent has returned home to an empty larder… Even Ani looks quite tasty…..#recommended
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Thanks, Sally xx
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How she looks? Really like the caption says. 😉
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Sorry about your hunger Sue. The main thing is that Ani gets hers, LOL 🙂 xx
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And usually mine 😉 x
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🙂
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Oh Sue, this is so funny. Good thing Ani can’t read your thoughts though.
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I wouldn’t be too sure about that 😉
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Perhaps you should pick up a loaf of bread when you are buying food for Ani. My cart is usually full of food stuff there is canned food, treats, dry food, tuna, and chicken, a loaf of bread,bottled water and fruit guess what part of that is for me.
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I know…you just forget though 😉
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True
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Thanks, Jaye x
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some dog biscuits are quite tasty!
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My mother used to eat them…
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I liked the pink ones!
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I read this aloud to Becca and she laughed so much, we know this feeling oh so well. Brilliant poem, Sue. xxx
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😀 xx
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Ha, great poem Sue. I have to say the dog looks happy. ☺☺☺
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