Getting a handle on things by Geoff Le Pard #writephoto #flashfiction

Worple the Cantankerous was, for many years, a fringe gremlin, tolerated but not taken seriously by the elite troublemakers of his breed. His ideas, based around simple old-fashioned biting and scratching, were deemed outmoded in the new digital, orthodontic-led mastications that modern mischief makers thought relevant to a globalized community that thrived on gratuitous irritations via social media. ‘It doesn’t have to bleed to make the pain real’ had been Dweeble the Oblique’s winning motto and with his shiny neat dentures and moisturized scales he appeared to be the epitome of what an over anxious, over tired, over rated world wanted from their annoying little monsters.

Then came the crash, the new reality and a call from a more traditional gremlinisation of society. In an effort to appear fair Dweeble, now confined to pissing off the redundant elite with sanctimonious bleatings about how it wasn’t his fault, and his supporters proposed an election for a new Supreme Gremlin; and someone had the even better idea to suggest, purely for balance of course, that one of the old school be included in the scratch-off.

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About Sue Vincent

Sue Vincent is a Yorkshire-born writer and one of the Directors of The Silent Eye, a modern Mystery School. She writes alone and with Stuart France, exploring ancient myths, the mysterious landscape of Albion and the inner journey of the soul. Find out more at France and Vincent. She is owned by a small dog who also blogs. Follow her at and on Twitter @SCVincent. Find her books on Goodreads and follow her on Amazon worldwide to find out about new releases and offers. Email:
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