“Sparky’s a whippet, init! Sort of a pocket-sized Greyhound, ha ha!
But ‘is big heart makes up for ‘is small paws and that’s down to solid training. Nah, not cay-nine training, I’m talking real training, mental and classical training – yeah, listening ter rock music an’ that.
Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, Golden Earing and, o’corss, them bloody overlords themselves, lyk, Led Zep.
Why’s he shakin’? Nah, all whippets do that. But Sparky’s just vibrating with honest pounding rock from ‘alls of Val-halla itself. He’d strut an air guitar if ‘e had the fingers. Show us another mutt wot can do that?”