Notes from a small dog… a yo-yo holiday

aniSo she finally seems to have decided whether she’s coming or going. ‘Bout time too, if you ask me! First she put all her bags in the hall…always a dodgy sign, that…’specially when my bag is with them. Then she sneaks it into the car. “C’mon, girlie,” she says…as if I didn’t already know I was off to stay with Gooch and co. The only thing I don’t know is for how long… and last time she went away in winter, she was gone for ages and I thought she was never coming back… She did though. She always does.

This time my bag didn’t look quite so big though…

Even so, I kept an eye out for her…and I’m sure I saw her drive past a bit later… and if it was her, looking over at that forlorn little figure in the window, I hope she felt really guilty ‘bout leaving me behind…

guilty dog

Anyway, I’m just nicely settled in with Gooch and co., when she comes back… and has my ball guy with her too! Whoo-hoo! He’s much easier to play with than her… she manages to ignore me sometimes… and isn’t quite as generous about the whole food sharing business… Mind you, by the time I got home, they had the room full of weird stuff… painty things and sticky stuff and and awful lot of ‘don’t-you-dares’ whatever they are… they seemed to be everywhere I tried to sniff though and it was all ‘workshop this’ and workshop that’ and packages arriving that smelled really interesting… But they soon got the idea I was home and put their toys away to play with mine instead.

Trouble is, next day they were off again and were out for ages! I slept while I was waiting, catching up after my holiday with Gooch, you know… but they made up for it when they came back with the balls and the cheese, so I’m not complaining…and the ball guy kept me company while she went to work the next couple of days. Even if he was tapping away at the ‘puter half the time. It must be catching…

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So, just when I’m settling in nicely and have the ball guy into a routine of tap-throw-tap-throw… they up and take me back to see Gooch! That was dead sneaky! She didn’t even have much of a bag in the car, so goodness knows what the two of them were up to! All I know is their feet smelled of cows when I finally came back home… and the bit of fudge-stuff she let me try was rather nice…

I managed a cuddle with them both and was all settled down for the evening, when they up and disappear again… and this time, she comes back on her own… she’d lost the ball guy again. Honestly! She just can’t be trusted with anything, that one… she’d forget her head if it was loose…

So it’s gone very quiet here…and she’s tapping away like a mad thing…well, she would, wouldn’t she? True to type…

And she says all she wants to do is sleep…

I thought these holiday malarkeys were supposed to be restful, I says… she just grinned. I have to wonder if she’s had her rabies shot, you know…Apparently there is more than one way to be on holiday, and these two seem to have worked through theirs…stanton drew ani alienora bath 002

Told you that you two-legses are beyond my understanding…

And they call me a ‘daft dog’?!

Huh!

Much love,

Ani xxx

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About Sue Vincent

Sue Vincent was a Yorkshire born writer, esoteric teacher and a Director of The Silent Eye. She was immersed in the Mysteries all her life. Sue maintained a popular blog and is co-author of The Mystical Hexagram with Dr G.M.Vasey. Sue lived in Buckinghamshire, having been stranded there due to an accident with a blindfold, a pin and a map. She had a lasting love-affair with the landscape of Albion, the hidden country of the heart. Sue  passed into spirit at the end of March 2021.
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76 Responses to Notes from a small dog… a yo-yo holiday

  1. You were unfaithful with other animals! What dog wouldn’t be upset that you’d been cavorting with cattle? 😀

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  2. Ritu's avatar Ritu says:

    Bless you Ani!!

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  3. Bun Karyudo's avatar BunKaryudo says:

    Their feet smelled of cows? My goodness, nothing gets past you, Ani. 🙂

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  4. Dammit! You make me read posts about dogs 🙂

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  5. lifestyle144's avatar Ashtara says:

    These doggie blogs are so cute….she does then now and again…enjoy! Ashtara Ra ashtara.ra@gmail.com http://www.colourmatrixessences.com

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  6. Jaye Marie & Anita Dawes's avatar jenanita01 says:

    You are not a daft dog, Ani. Far from it!

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  7. olganm's avatar olganm says:

    It must be very confusing Ani. These humans don’t seem to know what’s up and what’s down. You’re so patient with them! You’re an inspiration.

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  8. macjam47's avatar macjam47 says:

    LOL. I just love Ani.

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  9. Mary Smith's avatar Mary Smith says:

    No wonder you get confused, Ani, with all those comings and goings – and the cheek of her consorting with cows without you. Wonder if she’ll blog about that?

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  10. fransiweinstein's avatar fransiweinstein says:

    Well, have you had your rabies shot??

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  11. noelleg44's avatar noelleg44 says:

    You are a smart dog, Ani. Your human knows it – after all, she lets you blog! I’ll bet that cow smell was pretty enticing, but best that you didn’t get into it, if you get my meaning!
    Angel

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    • Sue Vincent's avatar Sue Vincent says:

      Hi Angel! Don’t know about ‘let’s’ me blog… she doesn’t always approve, you know… but hey, we can’t let the two legs have it all their own way, now can we? I’m sort of an advocate for Canine Writes 😉
      Much love, Ani xxx

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  12. cmblackwood's avatar cmblackwood says:

    Your doggy is beautiful 🙂

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  13. socialbridge's avatar socialbridge says:

    Ani, don’t even ,mention that bag in the hall thing to me. I can’t bear it! Woof ~ Stanny

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  14. dgkaye's avatar dgkaye says:

    Now I’m thinking Ani need her own FBI series! LOL so cute! 🙂

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  15. Adele Marie's avatar adeleulnais says:

    Ani you are wonderful. Perhaps sometime you will get to meet Dante, he is a beautiful german shepherd, collie cross and is insanely mad in his ball playing. ❤

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  16. Welcome back, Ani. How was your time with Gooch? Can you please get me a ball guy? Can you buy them at the pet store? I’ll check next time I’m there.
    Lots of barks,
    Toby
    xx

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    • Sue Vincent's avatar Sue Vincent says:

      Hiya Toby! I had lots of fun, but don’t tell her… 😀
      A good ball guy is priceless and ~I’m not sure you can buy ’em. She’d probably have stashed a spare away if you could, like she does with the balls and treats… just in case 😉
      Much love, Ani xxx

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      • Next time the boys take me down to the pet store I’ll see if there are any on the shelves. I’ll let you know what I find out, Ani. In the meantime, keep hinting that life is all about throwing a ball and not typing!
        xx

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  17. Nirodaigh's avatar Nirodaigh says:

    Woof woof to you. Next time try for two pieces of fudge, just do what my dog does, lie in front of the door so she can’t get out without seeing your forlorn little face… Works wonders.

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  18. Eliza Waters's avatar Eliza Waters says:

    Two-leggeds get lost all the time. One or the other of mine goes off for ages until I think they are gone for good, then suddenly, they appear right when I had about given up hope. At least you get cheese and sausages, Ani. I only dream about such things. I get ho-hum biscuits, but once in a while I get a pig’s ear which pleases me no end. Your pal, Wren.

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