Tag Archives: accident prone

Breaking bad?

It started with a tyre, then another, then a third… “The tracking’s out,” they said, although the price was all I heard. “The fourth one will need doing soon, and have you checked the spare?” Now, should I groan and … Continue reading

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Accident Prone II

I have mentioned that I may be accident prone And that honest, when all’s said and done, To be constantly damaging extremities On the whole, is not really much fun. Last weekend was the toe, though it’s healed rather well … Continue reading

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Accident prone…

Today I kicked the bucket (And for all my US friends, This is a euphemism For the point at which life ends). It wasn’t done on purpose… Just a half-bipedal fail, As I got out of the shower And the … Continue reading

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