Reblogged from Jim Webster, aka Tallis Steelyard:

It has to be said that there is very little new under the sun. (Save of course for my work, never let it be said that I am derivative. Obviously there are many happy to follow in the rut left by better men, but for me, I seek always to push against the boundaries of our art. Still, where was I? Ah yes.) So one evening, listening to Maljie reminisce, we all nodded wisely.

She was recalling the days of her youth. As a charming child she earned reasonable money by merely being present. Should one of her older siblings invite into the family home the current object of their affections, the adorable and delightful Maljie would place herself firmly between the two, if need be wiggling into the middle of them on the chaise longue. From this position she would allow herself to be extracted, but merely on receipt of ready cash, refusing to extend credit terms.

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