“Please, please,” Sarah begged her husband, Matt. “ It will be perfect for the water feature in our backyard.”

“How am I supposed to get it?” Matt asked, knowing in the end he would do her bidding.

“Just take off your shoes and socks and wade out there,” she said. “And I guess you should take off your pants, as well.”

Matt looked around to verify that there was no one else within sight and, seeing that they were alone, he removed his shoes, socks, and pants. “Woo hoo!” Sarah yelled. “Nice gams, man.”

Matt shot his wife a dirty look before stepping into the icy cold water. He took two steps before slipping on the slimy rocks just below the swirling surface, landing right on his butt.