Conversation with the small dog

“It’s obvious, I have to say,LL 3D1
My face adorns the book…
And there are few who can resist
This cheeky canine look.”
“But just a mo,” the writer said,
“I think the book is mine…”
“Without my inspiration
Do you really think you’d shine?”
“You have a point,” the writer said,
“My Muse is black and furry.
But still…my book…I’m fairly sure…”
“That ownership is blurry…
kitewalk 2 022You know the score,” the dog replied,
“Just who owns who’s debated.”
She grinned and threw a tennis ball,
“This ‘master’ thing’s belated.”
The writer fetched the ball as bid,
“Yes, you’re the boss, it’s true,
And reaching the bestseller list
Is all because of you.”
“It won’t take much,” the small dog said,
“To make me number one…
Another half a dozen sales
And then the job is done.”
The writer sighed, picked up her pen
And settled to her task…
The small dog grinned as she complied
“It couldn’t hurt to ask…”


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“Laughter Lines” is number 31 on Amazon in its category in Books… the small dog would love to see it climb the charts…

“Laughter Lines – Life from the Tail End”

Available from Amazon UK, Amazon.com and worldwide in Paperback and for Kindle.


imagesLaughter Lines:
Life from the Tail End

Sue Vincent

Take a life with a small dog in tow, add a dash of red hair dye, a selection of crumbling biscuits and a dash of fun… The result is a recipe for laughter.

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About Sue Vincent

Sue Vincent was a Yorkshire born writer, esoteric teacher and a Director of The Silent Eye. She was immersed in the Mysteries all her life. Sue maintained a popular blog and is co-author of The Mystical Hexagram with Dr G.M.Vasey. Sue lived in Buckinghamshire, having been stranded there due to an accident with a blindfold, a pin and a map. She had a lasting love-affair with the landscape of Albion, the hidden country of the heart. Sue  passed into spirit at the end of March 2021.
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21 Responses to Conversation with the small dog

  1. Sounds like a fun read! What a smart doggie! 🙂

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  2. SD Gates's avatar sparkyplants says:

    Is he smiling? Because he really looks like he might be.

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  3. Jaye Marie & Anita Dawes's avatar jenanita01 says:

    Reblogged this on Anita & Jaye Dawes and commented:
    brilliant poetry… clever lady this Sue Vincent…

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  4. Mary Smith's avatar Mary Smith says:

    Okay, okay! Can’t resist Ani’s cheeky grin. Ordered.

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  5. Dale's avatar Dale says:

    What fun!

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  6. noelleg44's avatar noelleg44 says:

    Ani, you’re such a cheeky girl and have captured our hearts! Here’s to the tennis ball launcher!

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  7. Daleen's avatar Daleen says:

    Congratulations to author and small dog! What a very adorable cover!

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  8. alibaliwalker's avatar Ali Isaac says:

    Oh Ani… looks like that tennis ball launcher may not be far away after all!

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  9. Really cute and creative review, Sue. I hope you and Ani see it go to the top. 🙂

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  10. acomfortablemoon's avatar A Comfortable Moon says:

    Love it! This is the tone I picture most of the conversations with my dog to have…hope the book climbs the ladder, and that you release more fun story tellings like this one 🙂

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    • Sue Vincent's avatar Sue Vincent says:

      Thank you… I’m afraid the small dog takes over the blog regularly. She seems to think that just because she is the one who gets all the fan mail, she can do as she pleases… 😉

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