Dear Santa, I feel that I have to complain…
‘Cause my rotten two-legs has done it again!
I rose to her challenge, my friends gathered near,
So I’d not spend Christmas dressed up like a deer.
So did I get antlers? Well, honestly, no…
That mean, sneaky two-legs came up with a bow!
And granted, it’s Christmassy, all red and white,
But really, dear Santa, does that make it right?
She left me, I fear, with but one thing to do…
I took the thing off… and I had a good chew.
Much love,
Ani
xxx
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Sue Vincent was a Yorkshire born writer, esoteric teacher and a Director of The Silent Eye. She was immersed in the Mysteries all her life. Sue maintained a popular blog and is co-author of The Mystical Hexagram with Dr G.M.Vasey. Sue lived in Buckinghamshire, having been stranded there due to an accident with a blindfold, a pin and a map. She had a lasting love-affair with the landscape of Albion, the hidden country of the heart. Sue passed into spirit at the end of March 2021.
OmG adorable!!!!
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The small dog would not agree 😉 😀
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Aww lol
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Sweet Ani! Happy Christmas! 🙂 (Smart puppy, too!)
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Happy Christmas, Na’ama 🙂
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Ani, I must be honest, if I had a dog as beautiful as you, I would give her a bow too.
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Even her grandpups ended up with horns this year… 😉
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I trust the offending item was thoroughly chewed.
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Very thoroughly 😉
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¡Felices Fiestas!
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Well, a bow is a little better than antlers. Not by a lot, but… I’d rather a bow to antlers for sure. At least we saved you from the antlers this year. Lots of licks, Lilie
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I knew she’d have something up her sleeve 😉
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Oh, Ani! Now that is plain naughty of her!!!
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That’s what I thought!
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So cute but have to agree with the dog I’d probably nibble the bow too LOL Merry Christmas 🙂
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🙂
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You do look cute in the bow. Better than antlers. If it makes you feel any better, I had to wear a bow to the beach today. I guess all the dogs had to be dressed up for Christmas. Licks, Dot.
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She didn’t manage to make me keep this thing on for long 😉
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Dignity preserved, Ani. Though it was kind of cute… 😉 Hope you got lots of treats from Santa this year and your two-legs, as well. Happy Holidays!
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Lots of treats and turkey for me… so I may let her off the hook 😉
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Attagirl! 😉
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🙂
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A betrayal! But you do look cute!
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She just laughed… but gave me extra sausages 😉
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😱
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Well done, Ani! You really should head over to the next model agency! HRH has her hats, and you pretty antlers. :-))
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I’m too old for modelling… they don’t let you eat and sleep enough 😉
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But as a model you can decide wearing antlers. Maybe. Lol
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Hmmm 😉
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The only thing a sensible small dog could do! 🙂
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She seemed to think so 😉
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I must admit, I quite like the Santa hat. It has a real sense of “Je ne sais quoi.”
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I did too… butI’m not sure Ani approved 😉
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Just hilarious! And, really, that wasn’t really fair she replaced antlers with a bow, Ani. I do hope you had a good chew! LOL xoxo
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AVERY good chew 😉 xx
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Lol 😉 x
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At least you chewed it right up, Ani. Then hope you had a good day, lots of paw love, Dante Dawg. xxx
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I did, thank you, Dante. And turkey 🙂
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Ani, I am shocked, I had to wear the antlers….I always do, I just pretend I don’t notice! But that bow well as charming as you look it does befit a busy guard dog as yourself! We need to come up with some sort of revenge on our two legs… Nothing too harsh but a reminder that it is us really who are incharge! Love and sympathy Ruby.💜💜
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I’m sure we can think of something, Ruby 😉 xxx
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So am I 😜💜
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Oh, nooo! Chew away, Ani.
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she did 🙂
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😍
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LOL Ani you are the cat’s meow! Love you and your sneaky two-legs. Happy New Year!
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Happy New Year, Lyn 😀
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These humans can be downright sneaky sometimes! I had to wear a Santa hat this year. Really, I’m getting too old for this sort of thing; Christmas is for kids.
Happy New Year from Pearly Greyhound xxx
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You too?
Honestly… you would think they were old enough to know better, Pearl! I know mine is 😉
Happy New Year to you and your two-legs! xx
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