A diet that’s the dog’s dinner

I’d like to introduce you to the best reducing diet,
While others can be boring this one’s always been a riot.
Your portion size is always halved and as for calories
They disappear before your eyes, as easy as you please!

All thoughts of cake an little treats this diet will just banish
… And if you do succumb temptation will, quite quickly, vanish…
It is a kind of magic, for as quiet as a mouse,
This diet sniffs temptation from each corner of the house.

It comes with varied exercise to get you out of doors
… And (if you’re showing willing) also rolling round on floors…
It gets you out of bed before the dawn to start the day
And stops you getting bored because it always wants to play.

It doesn’t have a fancy name, celebrities don’t know it,
And if it has a claim to fame, this diet doesn’t show it.
But if your waistline suffers, when you’re eating like a hog…
I highly recommend it… as a diet… get a dog.

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About Sue Vincent

Sue Vincent is a Yorkshire-born writer and one of the Directors of The Silent Eye, a modern Mystery School. She writes alone and with Stuart France, exploring ancient myths, the mysterious landscape of Albion and the inner journey of the soul. Find out more at France and Vincent. She is owned by a small dog who also blogs. Follow her at scvincent.com and on Twitter @SCVincent. Find her books on Goodreads and follow her on Amazon worldwide to find out about new releases and offers. Email: findme@scvincent.com.
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29 Responses to A diet that’s the dog’s dinner

  1. jenanita01 says:

    Brilliant as always Sue, and very funny!

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  2. LOL! My old lady can’t take long walks any more.. but maybe I can get in the habit with Koda!

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  3. Great advice! 🙂

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  4. denis1950 says:

    I don’t know how you keep churning out such wonderful poetry and then there is all the writing plus all the other creatives. Do you sleep Sue? Just as long as “The Dog gets walks”!!!

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  5. Dale says:

    What Denis said!!!
    And yes, a dog is a sure-fire way to at least get in a little walk a day!

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  6. Éilis Niamh says:

    LOL, love this!

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  7. noelleg44 says:

    Fun and funny! I figured one of Ani’s prime directives was to keep her human moving!

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  8. Brilliant! I can recommend another highly effective weight-loss regime – the dog food diet. It’s so disgusting you’ll stop eating after a couple of mouthfuls! 😀

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  9. Reblogged this on Annabelle Franklin, Author: Messages from Millie and commented:
    We love this poem from our bloggy doggy friend Ani!

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  10. TanGental says:

    Cracking poetry

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  11. Anonymous says:

    Love it!

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  12. Eliza Waters says:

    Oh, yes, indeed! 😉

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  13. KL Caley says:

    Brilliant Sue!! 🙂

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