Done

imagesI’ve finally decided I am glad I am so short,
The floor today seems way too far… I really think it ought
To realign its distant stance and do its best to meet me
About halfway twixt here and there’s the best place it could greet me.

I’ve done my back again, you see, and have to blame the cat,
The ginger one next door has provocation right off pat…
And hissing at the small dog as we exited was bound
To set the small dog chasing, as she ran the thing to ground.

All very well and natural, for cat and dog to play…
For nature has designed their animosity this way.
But I was holding grimly to the small dog’s lengthy lead
When she set off at speed without the slightest bit of heed.

She hasn’t got a clue, of course, about inherent risks
And doesn’t realise she’s playing Frisbee with my discs,
I dangled as she raced along… from the ‘controlling end’?
And so today I’m stuck with bits that now refuse to bend.

I went to work this morning, groaning all the ruddy way
To find we have appointments in the town later today.
So I’ll be humping wheelchairs when I feel I should be in one,
And wishing someone would invent a really lightweight tin one.

The dog, of course, can’t understand why she’s not had her run.
She really wants to go and chase some more stuff in the sun.
The day is warm and casting golden shadows on the wall…
Be me, I want a nice hot bath, and not to move at all.

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About Sue Vincent

Sue Vincent was a Yorkshire born writer, esoteric teacher and a Director of The Silent Eye. She was immersed in the Mysteries all her life. Sue maintained a popular blog and is co-author of The Mystical Hexagram with Dr G.M.Vasey. Sue lived in Buckinghamshire, having been stranded there due to an accident with a blindfold, a pin and a map. She had a lasting love-affair with the landscape of Albion, the hidden country of the heart. Sue  passed into spirit at the end of March 2021.
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38 Responses to Done

  1. I hope everyone is o.k. 🙂

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  2. I feel for you, Sue. Alex was up with a stomach bug last night, and on my way back to my bed I slammed into the blanket chest, banging my knee and possibly breaking a toe (yes, I uttered a few choice words). I’m hobbling along today too, and a bit dizzy from lack of sleep. Hope you are soon back up to snuff. 🙂

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  3. So sorry about your back! Of course, Ani didn’t mean to hurt you. Know how it is, a bad back with herniated disks. Do they have those sort of heating belt- like things you wrap around the back called ThermaCare or Salon Pas? Those help a lot. Enjoyed the poem but take care. xx Ellen

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  4. trentpmcd's avatar trentpmcd says:

    Ouch. My boxer has almost ripped my arm out of my socket on more than one occasion.

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  5. alibaliwalker's avatar Ali Isaac says:

    Oh no! Indi did that to me once, and dragged me a fair old distance. I couldn’t let go cos I knew he’d kill the snappy yorkie that growled at him as we walked past, and set him off, if he got hold of it.

    Poor you! Your poem is really funny, but a sore back is no laughing matter. Hope you’re back to normal soon!

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  6. Éilis Niamh's avatar Éilis Niamh says:

    Oh ouch, sorry!

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  7. noelleg44's avatar noelleg44 says:

    So sorry to hear this Sue. I’m sure Ani is very sorry, especially since you now have a tough time taking her out and no long walks. My beloved and departed Rock ( a female German Shepherd mix) once did that to me, chasing deer. I fell hard on my knees and tore my ACL. I hope your recuperation is shorter. Remember ice on, ice off for the first day, then heat on, heat off.

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  8. Daleen's avatar Daleen says:

    Hope you feel better soon!

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  9. Ach! Here’s to a better feeling back asap!!! 🙂

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  10. Eliza Waters's avatar Eliza Waters says:

    Oh, poor thing, sorry to hear this! Please take good care of yourself – I hope you mend quickly!

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  11. Heating pad. Rest. And don’t lose that sense of humor!

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  12. Jaye Marie & Anita Dawes's avatar jenanita01 says:

    Hilarious poem, Sue, but sorry to hear of your aches and pains. Jaye always swears by ‘lying on the floor on your back, bringing your knees slowly up to your chest’. Do this several times, as stretching the spine gently like this works wonders!

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