A letter of complaint… from the Small Dog.

Dear Santa, I feel that I have to complain…

‘Cause my rotten two-legs has done it again!

I rose to her challenge, my friends gathered near,

So I’d not spend Christmas dressed up like a deer.

So did I get antlers? Well, honestly, no…

That mean, sneaky two-legs came up with a bow!

And granted, it’s Christmassy, all red and white,

But really, dear Santa, does that make it right?

She left me, I fear, with but one thing to do…

I took the thing off… and I had a good chew.

Much love,

Ani

xxx

 

About Sue Vincent

Sue Vincent was a Yorkshire born writer, esoteric teacher and a Director of The Silent Eye. She was immersed in the Mysteries all her life. Sue maintained a popular blog and is co-author of The Mystical Hexagram with Dr G.M.Vasey. Sue lived in Buckinghamshire, having been stranded there due to an accident with a blindfold, a pin and a map. She had a lasting love-affair with the landscape of Albion, the hidden country of the heart. Sue  passed into spirit at the end of March 2021.
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48 Responses to A letter of complaint… from the Small Dog.

  1. Sweet Ani! Happy Christmas! 🙂 (Smart puppy, too!)

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  2. Ani, I must be honest, if I had a dog as beautiful as you, I would give her a bow too.

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  3. bobcabkings says:

    I trust the offending item was thoroughly chewed.

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  4. mesabele says:

    ¡Felices Fiestas!

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  5. Well, a bow is a little better than antlers. Not by a lot, but… I’d rather a bow to antlers for sure. At least we saved you from the antlers this year. Lots of licks, Lilie

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  6. Ritu says:

    Oh, Ani! Now that is plain naughty of her!!!

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  7. So cute but have to agree with the dog I’d probably nibble the bow too LOL Merry Christmas 🙂

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  8. Darlene says:

    You do look cute in the bow. Better than antlers. If it makes you feel any better, I had to wear a bow to the beach today. I guess all the dogs had to be dressed up for Christmas. Licks, Dot.

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  9. Eliza Waters says:

    Dignity preserved, Ani. Though it was kind of cute… 😉 Hope you got lots of treats from Santa this year and your two-legs, as well. Happy Holidays!

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  10. Sadje says:

    A betrayal! But you do look cute!

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  11. Well done, Ani! You really should head over to the next model agency! HRH has her hats, and you pretty antlers. :-))

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  12. Widdershins says:

    The only thing a sensible small dog could do! 🙂

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  13. I must admit, I quite like the Santa hat. It has a real sense of “Je ne sais quoi.”

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  14. dgkaye says:

    Just hilarious! And, really, that wasn’t really fair she replaced antlers with a bow, Ani. I do hope you had a good chew! LOL xoxo

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  15. Adele Marie says:

    At least you chewed it right up, Ani. Then hope you had a good day, lots of paw love, Dante Dawg. xxx

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  16. willowdot21 says:

    Ani, I am shocked, I had to wear the antlers….I always do, I just pretend I don’t notice! But that bow well as charming as you look it does befit a busy guard dog as yourself! We need to come up with some sort of revenge on our two legs… Nothing too harsh but a reminder that it is us really who are incharge! Love and sympathy Ruby.💜💜

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  17. Jennie says:

    Oh, nooo! Chew away, Ani.

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  18. Lyn Horner says:

    LOL Ani you are the cat’s meow! Love you and your sneaky two-legs. Happy New Year!

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  19. These humans can be downright sneaky sometimes! I had to wear a Santa hat this year. Really, I’m getting too old for this sort of thing; Christmas is for kids.
    Happy New Year from Pearly Greyhound xxx

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