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Playing footsie

“Take with a meal” the packet said, and “take four times a day,” “Four meals?” my waistline asked in shock, “is there no other way?” “Four meals,” I sighed reluctantly, “I’m not prepared to risk it.” “But four…” my waistline … Continue reading

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