Dear Santa, we’ve a problem here
(Another one, it’s true)
If she’s in bed and locks the doors
Then how will you get through?
The old house had a fireplace
Complete with chimneypot,
But when she said we’d move in here
That’s something she forgot.
I know that’s how you get inside…
It must take quite some luck;
A two-legs of your size and girth?
You really should get stuck.
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