It fell unexpectedly on me and her
I’d almost forgot feeling rain in my fur,
I haven’t been rained on for so long you see,
I don’t think she liked it though, ‘tween you and me…
We’d had a quick walk before dawn, as we do,
It wasn’t as summery as hitherto,
But still rather pleasant out there in the fields
Where I sniff the morning to see what it yields.
Although it was Sunday, we still had to work,
“No rest for the wicked,” says she, ” We can’t shirk…”
So she goes to her job, while I guard the house,
Protecting the place against postman and mouse.
But, when she gets back and I do my ‘James Bond’,
I detect that she’s doused herself in ‘eau de pond‘,
She doesn’t look happy. “Oh writer, a walk?
And when you’ve stopped growling, perhaps we can talk…”
She got out the leash, and we went on our way,
For once it was rather a dull, cloudy day.
She looked a bit chilly in thin summer clothes
But I paid it no heed as I followed my nose.
She had neither coat, nor a cloak, nor a cap on
When miles from our home the sky-god turned the tap on…
I bounded through grass that was heavy with rain
But she said,”Come on, girl, let’s get home again.”
I loitered as much as I could, it is true,
But when she was shivering and turning blue
I took pity on her and headed for home,
‘Cos, honest, she looked like a wizened old gnome…
“I’m aching and dripping, I’m cold and I’m soaked,”
“You smell really good though,” I said and she choked.
“I’m smelling of pond-water, wet dog and mud,
You’ve got awful taste if you think that smells good!”
I did, but observing her tone and her expression,
I thought I should exercise canine discretion
And bounded ahead on the last homeward stretch…
Perhaps I could cheer her up by playing fetch?
She dried me, and cleaned up the drips so that I
Could sit out on the doorstep and watch the clouds fly.
Around her, her skirts left a lake at her feet,
“Oh Wet Dog,” she said,”you’re not smelling too sweet…”
That normally means that I’m due for a bath
And considering how wet we were, that’s a laugh.
But, just in case, I thought I’d better cower
When I heard her turn on that horrible shower.
But no, I was safe, it was her she was dousing
With all the efficiency of a delousing.
She scrubbed with the lemony, flowery stuff
Till… at least for her taste… she felt fragrant enough.
I don’t understand it, and I know I oughta
But given the groaning, she cannot like water,
She’d already soaked in the pond and the rain…
And come home all dripping… to get wet again?
I don’t understand her obsession with ‘clean’
I hid in the corner, in case she felt mean…
“I’m not sure I’m liking this ‘eau de wet dog’…”
“If you want to bath something… go catch a frog!”
Lucky break!
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Very 🙂
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Aw bless you Ani 🥰
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I loved that, Sue. Delightful. xx
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I’ll tell the small dog, Joy ) x
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Sweet, sweet Ani. ❤
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Doesn’t smell so sweet when she’s wet 😉
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nothing so affectionate as a wet dog though, and today I had two loving black labs wanting fuss!
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Oh dear… it is true. They alwas cuddle you most when they are wet…
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Loving it… ❤
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😀 ❤
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It’s true, Ani, we two-legs have such finicky noses compared to dogs. As for the shower soaking after the pond and rain soakings, the answer is that the shower is warm and the rain is cold on our fur-less skins.
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See, I always knew four-legses had the advantage over two 😉
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LOL
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LAUGH-OUT-LOUD funny!
-waves to Ani and Sue-
Thanks for making my morning so much fun. Oh and commiserations, Sue. 🙂
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The Small Dog and her two legs wave back 😉
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😀 😀 😀
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Oh, Ani, I feel for your confusion over your two-legs’ behaviour – but equally, I know just how good that hot, lemony fragranced shower must have felt.
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See… anything that smells flowery shouldn’t come near a dog’s fur. And I’m sure she has plans…
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Possibly something beginning with the letter B?
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Grrr…. 😉
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Only a matter of time before you are next, Ani. 😉
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I know. I’m moulting…that always means baths 😦
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Awww. Ani girl – My motto? “No rest for the wicked and the righteous don’t need it” – alas, where righteous and wicked rather is an ever changing landscape between moments and perspectives of various living things that live together, who love, but don’t always fully, understand – 🙂 BUT, she got a walk, recovered from dreary/smell, you got a walk, and rested while smell goody stuff took place else where – and…ya know what MY human does? she mixes up GOOD for HER and her NEEDS essential oil mixtures – and then calls me over to ‘take a whiff’ of concentrated mix, one drop, on her finger – IT’s her way of testing whether okay to dilute into air/carpet freshener use or if THaT mix is ‘bad for me’ – She tells folks, “If SHE walks away and glares at me – not right for our shared home” – but really? Why on earth can’t she carve out time to fully learn and not ‘test’ on me/my nose?!? She’s getting better at it – but I swear – early days in that journey of hers? I swear to goodness, I prayed for mixtures to help my joints, just so I could leap the fence and run away from home, sometimes, in order to show her what’s what – – 🙂
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I can understand that perfectly. Mine has a habit of using smelly stuff that makes me sneeze. To be fair, if it does, she stops using it… but it is horrid stuff. x
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The dog had a good time and soaking.
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She seemed to enjoy it. Odd though, because if it is raining when I try to let her out in the arden, she won’t go…but walks? Who cares about the weather? 😉
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Maybe they are like kids!
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They seem to be 🙂
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❤️😍
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Walking in the rain when you are already cold and wet, isn’t much fun, Ani… You’re lucky though, your fur is kinda waterproof…
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I don’t think her skin is. .she was sort of squishy by the time we got back 😉
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A wonderful read, Ani! Look Sue is caring for you, every time. Isnt it great! Best wishes, Michael
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As long as she keeps me out of the bath 😉
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After soaked with rain, you need a bath, Ani! Think on the wonderful smell after bathing. Have a good week, and best greetings to Sue too. Michael
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I prefer wet dog and mud 😉
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😉 Then you have to choose a new name, Ani! Like “Ani de Fango”. LoL
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I may just do that 😉
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LoL
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I love your poems about your adventures with Ani, Sue. I could almost hear this one being sung to a tune. I was with you both in the rain, and smelling that ‘eau de wet’ dog! Hope the pond is ok. 🙂
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Thanks, Alli. The pond was just routine maintenance, and with fewer leeches than last time, thank goodness! 🙂
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Oooh, leeches, euch! I’d struggle to cope with those. Do you ever get them latching onto you?
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Not if I and the rubber gloves can help it!
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You’re a braver woman than me. 😀
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Oh no I’m not… me and anything wet and wriggly do not get on 😉
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You poor thing having to encounter them. I’m almost passing out just at the thought of them! 😉
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Then you may not wish to read about the last but one encunter 😉 https://thesilenteye.co.uk/2019/09/17/lurkers/
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Oh yes, that encounter! Close encounters of the vile kind! 😉
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Utterly vile… The worst of them had dispersed this time, thankfully.
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That’s a relief. Long may they stay away. 🙂
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Oh, I ruddy well hope so! 🙂
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Me too – for your sake! 😉
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Phew! That was a close one, Ani … well dodged. 😀
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I’m getting good at this 😉
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Poor Ani, confused by wet smells and cleanliness. Seems her biggest fear is the shower, lol 🙂 xx
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Bath, ears and nails…. she doesn’t see why I get obsessive about them 😉
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Lol, like many of her ilk 🙂 x
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Stubborn…both of us 😉 xx
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LOL xx
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I love this, Sue. ❤
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Thanks, Jane…the small dog will be pleased 😉 ❤
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Strokes ❤
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🙂 xx
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Sorry, meant to say, I hope your bruising is easing? xxx
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The bruises are fading nicely. Just the concussion and aches to go 😉
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❤ sending you healing energy Xx
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Thanks, Jane! xx
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I’m glad you escaped the dreaded torture bath, again. I did as well, though I had to get the wet cloth to my face, ugh, please it’s so demeaning. Much paw love, Dante Dawg. xxx
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Hey, Dante!
Trouble is, the moulting season has begun.
I know she’ll get me sooner or later… 😉 xx
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eek, news report. I’m going to the groomers tomorrow, help. xxx
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Run awaay! Xxx
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Love you, Ani. 😀
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❤ 🙂
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Beautiful poem Sue, wonderfully shared by Ani with her insightful additions. The only smell that beats wet dog for ripeness is wet dog after rolling in dead fish.
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Ani has yet to experience that one..thankfully 😉
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