Sometimes I am just torn between knowing what I ought to do… and being tempted. Like the time she left the fridge door open irresistably wide… or the night when she left the chocolates wrapped under the tree, before I knew they were out of bounds… Christmas is one of those times when tempation usually wins.
And if I don’t get into trouble, you can guarantee that she will…or that something will go wrong… Like the year the turkey was stull frozen Christmas morning, or the one when …or when she woke with ‘flu and had everybody coming to dinner. If stuff might go wrong, at Christmastime, it generally does.
And it isn’t just here either… Pamela from butterflysand seems to know all about it too!
The wrong Christmas
Pamela Read
Jingle bells
something smells
the turkey’s past its prime
the lights are blown
the elves have grown
and Santa’s lost his sleigh
Rudolf’s gone
the deer are wrong
and Christmas needs a redo
nothings right
your friends are tight
the liquor’s flowing free
the foods a bust
it’s so unjust
company’s come to call
so what to do
except bid adieu
and hide out in the cellar
but never fear
in another year
Christmas comes again
About Pamela
I am a woman with a mission: to live life to the fullest. I will not let an itty, bitty incurable disease stop me. It may slow me down but like a ship dragging an anchor, I’ll get there eventually. I do love a little literary legerdemain! Walk with me at www.butterflysand.com
Dogs and cats have it figured out – why stress out over “perfect” when really the only thing is what “is”(does that make sense?)
Smiles and paw waves for a cheery post
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Yes… they see beynd all the silliness…and straight to the heart of things 🙂
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Lovely to meet Pamela, Sue.
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Glad you enjoyed her poem, Robbie 🙂
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Ani, as you well know, we Two-Legs have strange ways of thinking. When I saw the title of this fun poem, “The Wrong Christmas”, I thought of an animated film your Two-Legs might know, “The Wrong Pants”, a Wallace and Gromit story. Gromit, is a smallish dog who has an eccentric Two-Legs to look after.
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All I can say to that is that Gromit has all my sympathies. I know the feeling 😉
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Reblogged this on Die Erste Eslarner Zeitung – Aus und über Eslarn, sowie die bayerisch-tschechische Region!.
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Ani says thank you 🙂
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Thank you.
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😉
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A cute poem, Pamela! Don’t worry Ani, at Christmas time everyone is usually in a forgiving mood.
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Hope so…I’m in trouble again 😉
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hahaha Always!
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Poem from Pamela so funny. Much enjoyed it.
What are you in trouble for now, Ani?
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There was a coconut… well, more than one actually… I’ll tell you all about it tomorrow 😉
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The mind boggles! Looking forward to reading tomorrow’s post.
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She said pretty much the same thing, but I’m definitely in the doghouse 😦
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Thanks
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Reblogged this on anita dawes and jaye marie.
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Thanks, Jaye 🙂
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And here, we are also in the waiting time, with the new toys locked up for protection — the ripping and rending will come soon enough. Food carefully stowed where no dog can reach it, or so we believe. The sky is white with snow on the way and it is cold outside. Very cold.
Happy Solstice and Christmas and may all our dogs be warm, cozy, and full of leftovers!
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Where no dog can reach it? I doubt that!
Solstice blessings yo you… MerryChristmas… Hanukkah Sameach! x
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So funny. Thanks for the laugh. Merry Christmas Sue, Pamela, and Ani. Wishing you a calamity-free holiday! ❤
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We can all wish for miracles 😉 Merry Christmas, Diana 🙂
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I am glad you enjoyed it. Merry Christmas!
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Love the humorous cartoons! Hope your Christmas goes smoothly, Sue!
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So do I, Eliza 🙂 Have a wonderful, peaceful holiday 🙂
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Thank you 🙂
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So glad Ani survived the chocolate! And Garfield took notes – he’s already drinking the Christmas tree water and had his merry way with the settings on the table. Life is grand!
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Thankfully, they were well packed 🙂
They do keep us occupied… 🙂
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Thanks for sharing Pamela’s hilarious poem, Ani.
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My pleasure, Michelle 🙂
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I am glad you enjoyed it.
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