Well, you might have noticed the two-legs has been a bit quiet… she had to go to the vet, the one with the knives… and we four-legses know that’s never a good sign. Some of my boy dog friends can attest to that! So, she packed me off to stay with my friends for a couple of nights… and you should have seen the state of her when they finally let me come home. Not a pretty sight! And the little whimpers and moans…she sounded like a sick cat…
She says the two-legs vets do stuff like this all the time, so I’m not to worry, but it does get to you after a while. When I’m not well, she strokes my ears and lets me have the sofa. Yeah, I know I always have the sofa anyway…but when I’m poorly, she actually lets me have it.
So, I got to thinking ’bout what I could do to help her feel better, and I thought I could make a list in case any of my friends need to fix their two-legses. ‘Cause, you know, it isn’t always easy to tell with a two-legs… if they have wet noses, it usually means they are poorly. Not like us.
First, as soon as they let you near them, you need to find out where the problem is. The most efficient way of doing that is to sit or stand on them. Remember that this is for their own good. Just like they tell us when they give us the flea stuff. A well-placed paw, as long as it has your weight behind it, will make them yelp. The louder they yelp, the closer you are to the source of the problem. It is probably best to jump on that spot for a time or two, just to make sure… but if they start saying those words they are not supposed to say, you can be pretty sure you’ve found the right place.
Next, you need to make sure they stay alert. Person’lly, I find a soggy tennis ball in the face works wonders with mine. Breathing on them close up seems to work too. There must be some magic in dog-breath…she says it is better than smelling salts.
Make sure they eat. The best way is to look thin and hungry… that gets them into the kitchen every time. You just have to sit with your legs tight to your body, suck your cheeks in and do the puppy-eye thing. Works a treat…and usually for treats too. They’ll remember to eat while they are in the kitchen… but to make sure they don’t overeat, you must be prepared to help them out.
Exercise… that’s important. They need to keep their blood moving. Tennis balls are good for this too. Half an hour playing fetch should do it. Especially if you make them do the fetching. I find it useful to hide the ball under furniture, where I can’t get it…that way she gets some bending and stretching in too. On the other hand, you shouldn’t let them do too much and if you can help them around the house, that’s always good.
Fresh air is good for them…and in winter it keeps their temperature down too. If you manage to get them to open a door, just sit in the gap so they can’t close it. Chase a few pigeons too…that gets their lungs working when they shout you to come in. The two-legs, not the pigeons.
Whatever you do, don’t panic. They are pretty good at getting better as a rule… they just need a bit of love and encouragement. If all else fails, try wandering round looking miserable. This is foolproof. They suddenly start concentrating on you instead of what the vet did to them. If you can manage the odd sigh when you look at the leash, that usually kickstarts them and you can pretty much guarantee a walk next day…which is really good for them.
But probably the most important one is cuddles… they can be as selfsuffishant stubborn as they like, but cuddles will get them to rest. If I get her on my sofa, snuggle up and keep her feet warm, she’ll go to sleep. This is good… but if you are worried they are sleeping too long, either have a word with a pigeon or go for the soggy tennis ball again.
My two-legs should be up by now, so I’ll be back on duty shortly. She must have slept well ’cause she said I wore her out yesterday… which I take as a compliment to my nursing skills.
I hope she’s feeling better though, trying to fix a two-legs is hard work!
Much love,
Ani xxx
I’m so sorry to hear you’ve been sick. And my little dog sends her sympathies to Ani. We hope you’re on the mend and feeling better soon.
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Ani is doing a grand job of getting me better…and says hi to Peri.
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Aw Ani! You do a great job of looking after your two-legs!
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Well, she’s pretty useless at it herself 😉
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Well Ani, good job and hope your two-legs are feeling better and betterer! ❤
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She seems muh better this morning., thank you 🙂
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Hi Ani, I hope your Two Legs is feeling better soon. 🙂
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She says she’s feeling a LOT better today so I needn’t lok after her QUITE so well… 😉 xxx
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Thanks, Adele xx
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My pleasure, Sue. xxx
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Get well soon!
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Thanks, Richard.
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Dante and me and Becca are sending all our paw and heart love to your two legged. We know with you looking after her, she will be better soon. We sends much much love. xxxxxxxxxxx
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Tell your two-legses thank you very much, Dante. I’ll soon have her working again 🙂 xxx
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Good to hear, Ani, much of my paw love. Dante Dog. xxx
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❤ xxx
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Such a beauty
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She is 🙂
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🙂 I have a dog also
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Wishing you better x
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Thanks, Cathy x
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🙂 x
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Get well soon, Sue 🙂
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Ani says thank you 😉
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So sorry to hear you’re under the weather, Sue. Get better soon, okay?
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Thank you, Jaye. Picking up nicely now.
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So good to hear that!
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Wish the car was… that got sick yesterday 😦
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Oh no! perfect timing as usual…
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I know…
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Brilliant!
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I am so sorry you had to be cut on! But I am glad you are hime and I wish you a speedy recovery. 🙂
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Thank you… nothing serious, just damnably uncomfortable. Especially with an overly helpful dog … 🙂
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This is hilarious and exactly sums up what happens when you need to recover from the ‘vet’. 😀
Get better soon!
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Thank you…they are sooo helpful, aen’t they? 🙂
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Ani, I’m glad you are taking good care of your two-legs, but don’t spoil her too much.
Hope you feel better soon, Sue.
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Thanks, Michelle…my nurse is definitely ‘encouraging’ me to get better 😉
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Thanks for the tips, Ani. Hope you can get her back to normal… Well, what passes for normal for these humans… Soon. Lots of licks, Lilie
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You are a wise pup, Lilie…their normal and ours are waaay different 😉 xx
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You’re an excellent nurse Ani. Keep up the good work and maybe more treats and walks will soon be coming your way (and you get to keep the couch. I’m not allowed at the moment, coz the couch isn’t ours). XX Maggie
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Ah… my sofa is mine… she knows that well enough, just pretends itshers sometimes 😉 xxx
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Like my bed really……….. they have to share!
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Absolutely 🙂
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Ani, we two-leggeds really can be so stubborn about taking care of ourselves and then getting all self-pitying about it, a wise dog has to use every trick to help.
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That’s what I thought…and mine is too stubborn for her own good. Sitting on her is about the best I can do. 😉 xxx
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Keep up the good nursing Ani!
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Will do 😀 xxx
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I do hope you are mending well and feeling much better soon. Sending my love, xo
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Thanks, Alethea… feeling rather better today, thank goodness. xx
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That’s good to hear ❤
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Ani, you are wonderful nurse. I’m so glad your two-legs is feeling better, no doubt thanks to you.
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I do my best… but she’s not good at just chillin’;) xxx
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I am so glad you have such a wonderful nurse. I hope you are mending well. 🌼🌼🌼
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Doing nicely thanks, Brigid 🙂
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It sounds just like home. We actually have two special tools for moving ball from under tables and other furniture. Garry has gotten VERY good at it.
I hope you are beginning to feel better. I hate recovering from surgery. I’ve done it so often and maybe, with luck, will never need to do it again. Nothing is as reviving as that wet, slobbered tennis ball! Especially when pushed right under your nose. It’s so … DOG.
Be well, friend. Be better than well.
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Thank you, Marilyn. Yes, the soggy ball always works… and they can always walk all over you if all else fails. And they do.
Quite why they take such delight in hiding balls for us to find, though, is beyond me… especially when they always ‘tell’ us where they are…
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Feel better, Sue. I’m glad Ani is taking good care of you. I’m sending healing energy to you, my friend. ❤
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Thank you, Colleen ❤
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Sue, with such a thoughtful, caring and expert nurse how could you not do well?? Hope you are feeling better. Take care.
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Thanks, Fransi…the small dog is doing her best and I am feeling much better 😉
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Good to hear.
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Your are doing a great job Ani love from Ruby (guide dog retired) 💜💜💜💜
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That is high praise from you, Ruby! xxx
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Praise where praise is due 😉💜
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Hope you are feeling fit and spunky again soon!
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Getting there, Rae 🙂 Thank you.
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Absolutely priceless – and I hope you’re better soon Sue
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Thanks, Lucinda 🙂
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Oh you are a good nurse dog Ani. I love the tip about placing your paw with all your weight behind it in several places until you hear the yelp that tells you where the pain is!!!!
Keep giving your two-legs lots of cuddles and keep her feet warm so she can rest and get stronger. Give her my love too, and hope she gets better soon. xx
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Well, the bets do that, so I thought I should 😉
She’s getting lots of cuddles… she’s mending nicely 😀 xxx
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Glad to hear it xx
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Glad you’re on the mend, Sue. Ani sounds a lot like an Army nurse. 😉
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She’s more like a small army, all on her own 😉
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I hope you are healed soon, Sue. I love that Ani feels she has to pamper you, although her idea of pampering is quite unique!
To Ani: good dog!
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Thanks, Noelle. Ani has been most attentive…almost too much so 😉
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and you are the perfect nurse, ani. tell the two-legger that we all hope she feels better soon )
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She says she’s feeling better already 🙂
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Sorry to hear you were down, but glad to hear you’re on the up … with a little help, of course. 😀
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I just wish she’d learn to make coffee 😉
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Yeah … if she really loved you … 🙂
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Exactly… 😉
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What a wonderful and caring nurse you have Sue. Keep looking after her Ani, maybe a bone in bed tomorrow morning.
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She doesn’t seem to appreciate breakfast in bed properly… I took her a really juicy spider this morning and she just squealed… 😉
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Hope you’re feeling better, Sue – good thing you have Dr Ani in the house 🙂
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I’m well enough to travel 😉 Just hope the car is…she decided to be ill too yesterday…
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Oh, I’m glad to hear you’re feeling better… but oh no about the car! Of all the weekends for it to happen, too.
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Fingers crossed I should get it back in the morning…
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Fingers and toes crossed!
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And the rest 🙂
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Aww… Ani does a great job.
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She does 🙂
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OMG Nurse Ani, you are just too cute!!!!!!!!!! ❤ xoxo
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Unless she’s standing on the sore bits…then she is the black beast from Hades 😉 xx
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Lol, ouch! 🙂 xx
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I am reblogging this..it is very funny and wonderful.
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Thanks, Pamela.
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A Dog’s View Of Human Health Care
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I trust you are feeling better? This is one of the best, funniest poems I have ever read. Of course, it’s even better when you have dogs! Love the pictures.
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Much better… thank you 🙂
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You must have had an operation, Sue. I hope you are recovering well. Ani is very cute as always.
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Great advice, Ani. Please send our hugs to your two-legs. You can keep one yourself if you like. She’ll never know (unless our two-legs tell her). 🐶
Lots of waggly tails,
Toby and Austin
xx
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❤ xxx
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