Outside, the heat-haze writhes and seethes
In hellish desert air,
The sun paints blackened shadows
On an earth that’s parched and bare…
The aircon in the car is bust
Or else I’d live in there.
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It’s summer, and the weather’s turned,
The sun came out to play…
For months we’ve moaned of cold and rain
And wished they’d go away;
And now I wish that it would rain
To cool the torrid day.
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It’s only twenty-five degrees,
(That’s Celsius, mind you)
Though last week, there was snow and hail,
Now summer skies are blue,
And like a wilted lettuce
I just wish a storm would brew.
*
But never mind, tomorrow
It will all change once again,
According to the weather man
We’ll probably get rain…
‘Cause this is British weather
And we do love to complain.
Lol!!! I have to agree with you!!!
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It really is unpleasantly hot today though 😉
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And I’m out with the kids!!!
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Oh dear…I’m supposed to be working in Nick’s garden… but tha will have to wait till it cools off a bit!
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Good luck!
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I gave in and wilted 😉
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Bless you!!!
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What I want to know is who made it so that all other fat than body fat melts in the sun…I’d have gardened all day if it did 😉
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Oh that would have got me gardening too!!!
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😀
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Reblogged this on WilliWash.
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Thanks for reblogging.
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This works for Aussie weather too; we just ain’t happy less we’re complaining!
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And when the weather answers back, it usually manages and irrefutable argument 😉
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But we complain so beautifully!
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Practice makes perfect 😉
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Precisely 😎🌻🍉🍓🍋🍅🍻☉🌞🌝🍪
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🙂
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All sunny things except the last, because like me they are crackers… I think the sun has addled my brain😲
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Mine didn’t need much help 😉
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Reblogged this on Die Erste Eslarner Zeitung – Aus und über Eslarn, sowie die bayerisch-tschechische Region!.
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Wonderful words, but please no rain. I am very comfortable with the sun here in “bavarian siberia”. A little bit of italian feeling. 😉 Michael
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You can have all the sun you wish, Michael… I could just live without the heat 🙂
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You’ll never hear me complaining about the sun or the heat (except for the lack of it). This is the second day I’ve been able to be in the garden without a fleece. I’ve been casting clouts with abandon. I’ve got masses of things I should be doing – like work – but they can all wait until the weather changes. As you say, that will probably be soon. Off back out to feel the sun sink down into my bones.
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My bones wouldn’t mid…but the joints object to the heat 😉
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Very nicely, confidently written, Sue. And witty. Pam Ayres, watch out!
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Thanks, Jeff. I think in daft verse way too often 😉
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Amusing insight into the human mind!
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The preoccupation with the weather here goes deep 😉
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Same here in New England, now I know where it comes from. 😉
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It’s the national pastime 😉
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😀
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Oh! Don’t we just!!
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😀
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Reblogged this on Anita Dawes & Jaye Marie.
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Thanks, Jaye 🙂
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Ha, ha. I don’t know what you’d do here, Sue. It’s about 36 Celsius here now and was in the 40’s. In northern India, it’s still in the 40’s Celsius. 😀 — Suzanne
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Odd, I never minded it in France when it got ridiculously hot. These days I am worse than a wilted lettuce 😉
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Lovely Insight!!
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Thank you.
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Welcome!
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I love to complain about the weather too. I love to see the sunshine but can’t bear it when it is too hot! 🙂
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I love the sunshine to…it’s the heat I object to 🙂
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Lol, great summation of the crazy weather Sue. 🙂 x
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Thanks, Debby..it is still roasting here. For England, anyway 😉 xx
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I’ll take some of that ‘roast’ lol. Enjoy! 🙂
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😀 You can have it all for me 😉
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🙂
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I worked weeding flowerbeds almost all day yesterday, and it was 82+ (F) the whole time! Lots of sweat rolled off, so I drank a gatorade when I came in. It is not only important to stay hydrated, but important to keep sodium levels aligned. I really liked the poem; as a matter of fact, I have yet to read one of your poems I didn’t like.
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Thanks, Rae…It is looking like that kind of heat here today…so I am staying in with the blinds drawn as much as possible until the sunmoves my windows into shadow 🙂
I used to work as a window dresser, and in summer, we fried behind glass and under spotlights too…and took salt tablets.
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