To the tune of ‘Nobody loves me…’
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Nobody wants me,
Everyone ignores me,
Can I get the writers to bite?
Putting the requests out
All about a guest shout…
But there’s not a writer in sight
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Promise I won’t bite ‘em,
Ads ad infinitum,
Offering promotion for free.
Are they all reclusive?
Writers are elusive…
No-one wants to come and write for me…
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*sniff*
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Maybe they’ve been scared off?
Won’t bite their heads off,
Promise I will keep the worms at bay…
If you do a guest post
I will do my utmost
Get in touch and write a post today!
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Free promotion for writers, artists, poets and photographers.
Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
If you don’t avail yourself of Sue’s generous offer, you’re missing a FANTASTIC promotional opportunity folks
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AND I’ll have to ‘go and eat worms’… and I’m wormophobic 😉
Thanks for sharing Chris. 🙂 x
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Stir fried with garlic, sesame seeds and spring onions, served with thin rice pancakes and hoisin sauce – beats crispy fried duck Sue 👍😃
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Now I’m going to have nightmares… 😉
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😱😄😄😄
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🙂 🙂
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Sounds YUCK to me!!! 🤢🤢🤢🤢
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LOL…
I was right about having nichtmares too 😉
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🙂
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😄😄😄
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Very cute 🙂
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🙂
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Brilliant poem too!
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Thanks, Paul 😀
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I am living proof that this is a painless process! (lol) Thanks for hosting me. And may the many others out there soon be seen on the pages of your blog! ❤
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I am just so glad you came over, Annette 🙂
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Reblogged this on Die Erste Eslarner Zeitung – Aus und über Eslarn, sowie die bayerisch-tschechische Region!.
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Thank you!
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cute poem
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Cute poem
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Thank you 🙂
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Ha ha, Sue, you appeal is so funny. I have a new book coming out next month so I will email you. Happy Sunday.
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Thanks, Robbie 🙂
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Reblogged this on Anita Dawes & Jaye Marie.
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My year really hasn’t had a chance to get started yet, but I think I can feel the beginnings of some activity… When my brain gives in and lets me do a bit of thinking, I’ll be there with bells on, Sue…
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Good! I’m looking forward to having you over, Jaye 🙂
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I had a lovely time over at yours and I urge others to pay a visit too, they will be glad they did 🙂
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I hope they are listening, Judy 😉 x
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Reblogged this on The Write Stuff and commented:
Wonderful poem by Sue Vincent, whose poetry is always perceptive, fun, and often quirky. Plus, this is a reminder that Sue is looking for guest bloggers. DO contact her, if you are interested. 🙂
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A generous offer, Sue. I’ll be in touch if I ever receive my ‘news’. 😀
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You’d be welcome any time, Tess…news or not 😉
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I always think I’d like to say yes and be a guest then I can’t think what I’d write about! I sometimes wonder if I AM a writer. I’ll have a think, Sue.
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Please do, Mary… your Drunk Chickens post is still one of my examples of ‘how to guest post’ 🙂
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I’ll have a think about a non-chicken post.
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Wonderful 🙂 Though I have nothing against chickens 😉
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So cute Sue. From what I’ve been seeing, many wonderful writers have been taking you up on your offer. And once I get my feet back into a proper writing regime and settled with my pre-planned interviews and current writing obligations, I’d love to guest over here too. 🙂 ❤
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You’ll be welcome whenever you fancy coming over, Debby 🙂 ❤
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Thanks again Sue. I will get there! 🙂 ❤
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I’ll be here when you do ❤
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❤
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So true
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