I checked out the recycling bin,
Made sure the tubs were clean,
Her words on that occasion though
Were little short of mean.
I didn’t eat the fish food,
‘Cause I couldn’t lift the lid,
I would’ve eaten all the treats,
But don’t know where they’re hid.
The stuff she put out for the birds
Was pretty tasty though…
I figured if I got there quick
She’d probably not know…
It’s not my fault, I’m hungry, see
I’m thin and getting thinner…
What else was I s’posed to do?
She’s late* getting my dinner!
*Editor’s note: Five minutes doesn’t count…
Author’s note: Leave the fridge open for five minutes and we’ll see…